Personal jokes
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
Why can't there be a gay disabled person?
Because a fruit can't be the same as a vegetable.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Memes
Honestly
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”