Personal jokes
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
Memes
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.