Personal jokes
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
Memes
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.