Q: What do you call a person with Downs syndrome who smokes weed
A: Baked potato
so there is someone who doesn't know what an armadilo is. He then sees one. he askes it a question. "What are you?" the armadilo replies, "Armadilo." the person says: "What's a dilo?"
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
What do you call a pretty person who loves Rolls, A Roll model
Why did Justin Bieber Start playing hide and seek with his fans - because they keepped
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
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person: what's your perfect date look like.
Me: oh just hanging around in a tree
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
1st person : What do you call a blind pianist? 2nd person : what? 1st person : a pianist
My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.
Person: My left ear is ringing. Friend: Then answer it...
allright class the person who answers my next queston gets to go home, then a guy throse a pencel the techer asks who throue that pensol I DID I GET TO GO HOME
What do you call a person in a wheelchair? Anything they can't catch you
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
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Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
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I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.
