Personal jokes
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
So, a person walked into a shop.
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What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
A woman decides to take a well-earned vacation, and she asks her brother to watch her cat while she's away.
On the second day, when she calls her brother to see how things are going, he tells her bluntly that the cat is dead.
The woman is really upset and goes into hysterics, before saying, "You can't tell a person bad news so bluntly. You should break the news gently. The first day, you should have said that Fluffy was stuck on the roof and couldn't get down. The second day, you could have said that she had fallen, but the vet said she would be okay. Then on the third day, you could have said that she died from complications."
The next day, the woman calls her brother again and asks how things are. He says, "Well, Grandma is stuck on the roof and can't get down..."
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between a living and dead person? I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!