Personal jokes
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Memes
I feel this one on a personal level.
Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."
So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?
An emo slits.
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.