They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one, we got 100 people in here, no need. Now, Amber, please just go make yourself useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
For people who love Gwen and think she is the best person on this website, comment if so.
Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.
Person 1: "Hey, I created a new word!"
Person 2: "What is it?"
Person 1: "Plagiarism!"
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
