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Personal Jokes

Flashlight

How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?

Tell them a joke to make them smile.

Cracker

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Movie

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Pizza

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Foundation

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Fan

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Wife

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

Language

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

Ak47

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Panda

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

Fact

5 Cobra Kai Facts:

1: Johnny = Daniel

2: Miguel > Robby

3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

5: Tory is actually a good person.

God

What did God say when he created the first black person?

"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"

Handicap

What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.

Freedom

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.