Personal jokes

What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.

What does a depressed person say when they're happy?

"..."

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.

What do you call a person with a fat brain?

A fat neek!

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

What do you call a blind person driving a car?

Died.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?

It danced its a** off.

Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?

They can't find home plate.

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.

Ahhhhhhhhhh, ma bored.

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)