Personal jokes
The person who is reading this.
Hi, you guys don't know me, but I have my best interests at heart.
I'm a kind person who wants to put a stop to the bullying. I think that Gwen, Addison Banks, Watersharky, ect. are kind people! Also, I kinda like Watersharky...
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
No offense to anyone though. I don’t understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well “it’s just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.”
So leave her alone. Thank you. 😁
Memes
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.