Personal

Personal jokes

Wheelchair

A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.

Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."

Emo

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.

Guardian

What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?

A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)

Man

Person 1 says to Person 2: "I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith."

So Person 2 says to Person 1: "What's the name of his other leg?"

Memes

Cracker

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Trump

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Down Syndrome

Down Syndrome

What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?

I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!

Movie

My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.

It was really heavy on me.

Pizza

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Foundation

What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"

Fan

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Wife

My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.

Language

What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.

What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.

Ak47

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.