What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Personal Jokes
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Kid singing “abcd.”
Person says, “No, no, it’s obcd.”
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.
Sorry, no adults allowed.
Only 3 per person.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
What did God say when he created the first black person?
"Behold, this specimen of divine integrity!"
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What's the difference between a wanted person and a wanted handicapped person? The handicapped person wasn’t last seen on foot.
Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.
Hitla: That's exactly what I said.
Global warming will kill every single person on this planet.
It's a good thing I'm married.
