Personal jokes
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
Memes
The dnd person in the back of the class
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Person 1: Do you know Imagine Dragons?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.