A cop pulls me over and asks if i have been drinking. I'm an honest person and say yes i did so i take of my sunglasses, and tell him that i now had 2glasses less.
Who is the blindest person in the world
Q/ how do you punish a blind person
A/ give them a gun and tell the its a hairdryer
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
why cant a emo person be incharge of sky diving he wont deploy the parashoot
Whats a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
When a deaf person is on trial is it really considered a hearing
What do you call a deaf person? Whatever you want!
You:OMG I CANT BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER! The other person: Who? You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
So a guy walks into gas station and walks to the person working and says “can I have a kitcat chuncky” so she gets him one and then he says “no I want a normal kitcat you fat bitch”.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink? the depressay expressay just kidding, bleach
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say, ̈Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! ̈ After that he joined the Army and learned to say, ̈Yes sir! ̈ After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say, ̈Forks and knives, forks and knives! ̈ After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words, ̈Goody-goody gumdrops! ̈ A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You ́re under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!
feeling stressed? have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
I told my fam a joke
They all looked at me weird and one person even said “I’m sorry”
Why did the man miss the funeral? He wasn’t a mourning person.
If a blind person can’t see then, do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep
what do you call a bald person on fire a fried egg
