Personal jokes
What do you call a person who died in war?
Little Johnny.
LEGO Ninjago - I like it, okay?
Which of the ninja would be best for an undercover mission as the person in disguise?
Kai. He just has to leave his hair down and no one would know it was him. He uses hair gel, as Cole has said a couple times I think, because his hair looks like fire 🔥!
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.
Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
What do you call a disabled person who gets high?
Baked potato.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Why did the person go to jail? He committed a crime.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.