Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Personal Jokes
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.
I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
