Person jokes
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What do you call a disabled person drowning?
A boat.
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
What has 2 wheels and screams? A disabled [person] I dropkicked down the stairs.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!