Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Dealing with Annoying People
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you knucklehead. The joke is about dealing with annoying people by using a bizarre analogy to shut them down. It implies that engaging with the annoying person is as pointless as barking back at a rabid dog. You probably bark at dogs, don't you?
monster
COOL MAN I LIKE IT