Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Name All the Planets
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The joke is that the person was asked to name the planets, and they listed "Uranus." The joke teller then pretends that the person was asked to name "their anus" instead of the planet. It's funny because it's a childish play on words, and you have the sense of humor of a 12-year-old, so you probably think it's hilarious.
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