Person jokes
Person: So you know that person's name you say when you make a hoop, well he's dead.
Friend: Yeah, John Wilkes Booth.
Person: How dare you say that he killed Abraham Lincoln?
Friend: Terrible guy but he never missed a shot!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
When you still there?
I'm weird.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
Hey Qwen, it's me.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scales, it said, "One person at a time, please!"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
What do you call a person with a hole in their head? Dead.
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
What do you call it when you light a person in a wheelchair on fire?
Cooking the vegetables.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.