Person jokes
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5.
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
You’re the type of person who would pee before a shower.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, it's bleach.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.
No one is smart. I am smart.
If someone burns to death, do they get a discount at the crematorium?
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :(
How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:(
How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
What's the similarities between Spiderman and a homeless person?
They both have no way home!
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.