Person jokes

You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.

You're the type of person to wash your hands after a shower.

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.

“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”

*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stockpiled "just in case".

The whole lot collapsed and buried him.

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?

They have no one to call "Dad."

They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.

I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.