Person jokes
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
I want to be loved.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friend group.
I suspected that it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”
What does a disabled person want to be when they grow up? A stand-up comedian.
What does a depressed person and a jacket have in common?
They’re both hanging in the closet.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What's a dying person's least favorite app? TikTok.
How are wet clothes and a depressed person alike? One gets hung up to dry, the other gets hung up to die.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex.
Oh, were you talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
Hold still, I am trying to imagine you with a personality.