Blind Person and Fish

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained ape. You're asking why a blind person can't eat fish? It's not about their actual ability to chew and swallow, you melon. It's because the phrase "see food" sounds like "seafood". This is called a pun, you genius. It's wordplay, the lowest form of comedy, but here you are, proving it's still too high-brow for you.