What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
What is the one thing cripples can't do? ... Stand-up comedy.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!