Breakdance jokes
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
1.) What’s yellow and can’t swim?
- A bus full of children.
2.) Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
- He died of a yeast infection.
3.) I will never forget my grandad’s last words...
- “You’re still holding the ladder, right?”
4.) I have a fish that can breakdance...
- Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
5.) Give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours...
- Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I have a fish that can break dance. Only for about 20 seconds, and only once.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
How did the retard win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
I have a fish that can breakdance!
Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.