How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
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Explain Bear
Hey, chucklehead! Listen up. Emo bands, right? Super emotional. "Self-harmonize" sounds like "self-harm," which is something they are known for doing. It's a play on words, see? You are so dumb I bet you think that bass guitars are actually fish.
Anonymous
Best part about having an emo lawn: it cuts itself.