Jokers are all about the delivery. Except abortion jokes...
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
What is it that a🤔 😳 👀 😕 a physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
Roblox Talent Shows be like: Host: Next Up is Bob! Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian- *Buzzing Noises* Judges: You suck! Bob: I'm reporting! *Bob get's kicked from the server*
📲 📞 What do you call a 👬 👨 gay man that performs fellatio on a 👨 man and cunnilingus on a 👩 woman a person who is curious about male bisexuality a man 👨 that is bicurious 🚲 does it cycle now
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do on guitar?
Fingering A minor.
How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?
He performs fellatio on them.
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
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John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater." Fiancee:Break a leg
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
A seizure is just an excuse for break dancing.
