Performance

Performance Jokes

My son and I went on a tour to the Old Trafford Stadium. We were admiring the 76,000 seat arena when he suddenly pointed at the pitch.

β€œDad, who is that man camping there?” I said, β€œSon, that is Bruno Penandes. He lives in that Penalty box. He only performs in small games.”

In the beginning of the 20th century, a young girl called Edit left her home country of Sweden and crossed the Ocean to make a new life in America. Unfortunately, it did not go all that well, and she soon found herself homeless, begging for food or money to survive.

She used to occupy a street next to a theater, not because it meant hefty handouts, but because it was a place where no other beggars or police bothered her. Every night, a new crowd came to see a show, and the cute young girl found just enough mercy to survive. In fact, she did so well that she decided to afford herself a small piece of cake every Tuesday, just to keep her spirits up.

One Tuesday, she could not get a break. Looked like she will go without cake this week. Then, a strange-looking gentleman stopped near her. He soon heard her story and decided to share his fortune.

Gentleman: "I work as a magician in the touring show; today, we performed here. Some nights, our guests want to gamble with us afterwards, and I make sure to bring home more than I came with. I try to keep it moderate, but today, this obnoxious drunk was loaded, so I emptied his pockets. Here, take this precious coin."

I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.

😫 😒 😳 πŸ€” Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨πŸ‘¨ at the glory hole πŸ•³ πŸ•³ πŸ•³ πŸ•³ πŸ•³πŸ•³ πŸ•³πŸ•³ πŸ•³πŸ•³ inside the adult book store someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar πŸ₯œ 🌭 πŸ₯œ 😜 😜 😘 😘 😍 😍 πŸ₯° πŸ₯° 😻 😻 πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜Š ☺ ☺ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ’˜ πŸ’˜

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

Caregiver.

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

What is it that aπŸ€” 😳 πŸ‘€ πŸ˜• a physicality handicapped β™Ώ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself perform fellatio on a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¬ gay man

πŸ€” ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe πŸ™ sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ πŸ‘„ mouths and then they perform fellatio on them

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I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Roblox Talent Shows be like:

Host: Next Up is Bob!

Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

*Buzzing Noises*

Judges: You suck!

Bob: I'm reporting!

*Bob get's kicked from the server*

What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

Does it cycle now?

How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?

she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.