Perception jokes
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?
I am reading a horror book in braille.
Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?
Why did the legless kid think he won a race?
Because everybody already left.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.