Perception jokes
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Guys, my girlfriend calls me: "911, help! There’s a strange man in my room and I think he’s on drugs!"
She’s so nice.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Who is the blindest person in the world?
"Ugly kid, I feel ugly."
"Me? You don't have feel ugly, you already ugly."
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Girl, you are so ugly that when you look in the mirror, it shatters, more than your relationship.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”