Perception jokes

What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?

Reality.

Me: I look up to you.

Friend: Wow, thanks!

Me: But in general cuz your so tall.

I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.

Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn't see anything wrong with it.

My wife is like a mirror.

I can never look at it.

The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

So, is a homosexual in a coma a fruit or a vegetable?

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.

A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.

I think she was pulling my leg.

What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea.

If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?

When deaf people see someone yawning, do they think they're screaming?

I am reading a horror book in braille.

Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.

But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?

Unnecessary.