Perception jokes

Do you know where Helen Keller lives?

Neither does she.

Why can’t the blind man see?

He just can’t see. 🫤

Your reflection.

If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?

Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.

Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?

Once a naked woman robs a bank, but sadly, no one can remember her face...

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.

The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.

The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.

Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?

Both stare off into space.

Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"

Why can't blind people eat crawfish? Because it's seafood!

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.