Perception jokes

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.

You're so short, Aiden looked tall.

What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?

"Hello Ladies!"

Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.

Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

You're gay if you see this.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Dark humor is like water.

Not everybody gets it.

I once was sitting outside and watched the birds go by. I checked my watch and said, "My, how time is FLYING by!"

Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"

Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."

Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Two blondes walk into a bar. I thought one of them would have seen it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"

1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.

Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.