Perception jokes
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Dark humor is like food: Not everybody gets it.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Why couldn’t the house see?
The blinds were down.
Yo mama's so short, when it rains, she's the last to know!
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Yo mama so stupid, your mama thinks that VR is real life.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
What do you call a girlfriend in the mirror?
(Your imagination.)
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.