When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Perception Jokes
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Haha, you just saw sex!
