Perception jokes
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10