Perception

Perception jokes

Contest

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Brain

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Forehead

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Blonde

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

Kid

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Hairline

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

Cheese grater

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

Braille

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!

Guy

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

People

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Blind Person

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.