Perception jokes

Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.

Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.

Kid 1: Aw, thanks!

Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Sister, you're ugly.

Other sister: I'm not your reflection.

PS. Sorry if it is not funny.

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

You're so ugly your mirror shattered.

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.