Perception jokes
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
How do you see past that forehead?
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.