Perception jokes
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Memes
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
How do you see past that forehead?
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.