Perception jokes
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
When I have a staring contest, I always win.
Every day, I see blind people who hate me.
Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
How do you see past that forehead?
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?
Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.