Perception jokes

What do you call a black man in the dark?

- Nothing.

Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!

When I have a staring contest, I always win.

Every day, I see blind people who hate me.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?

No, and neither did she.

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

Q: How do you see a bad joke?

A: Look in the mirror.

Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!

I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.

So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.

I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!

Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?

He didn't either.

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.

If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?

They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.