Perception jokes
Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.
If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.
If your blind girlfriend says you have a big cock, she's probably just pulling your leg.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb, you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
"I spy with my little eye..."
- Noting I am blind -
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
I looked in the mirror.
People judge me because I'm quiet.
No one plans a massacre out loud.
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.