How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
why did i laugh at this? this is alot like someone I know.. hmm- ( in the cmmts write who u think it is!)
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.
This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.
Want another joke? Look in the mirror.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
