Perception jokes

My sister: See you at home in about an hour.

Me: Okay.

My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*

Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?

Sister: OMG, she's dead!

Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

How does Helen Keller smell?

Pretty bad, she's dead!

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

I would like to say that Jace, I disagree with you a lot, and I think you’re a very delusional person.

You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!

You're so skinny that people can't even see you.

They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.