Perception jokes

Why can’t the blind man see?

He just can’t see. 🫤

Ted stinks!

One time you walked up to a mirror, but it’s shattered because of your reflection.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

You know somebody has a fat ass when someone is standing between you and them, and all you can focus on is that trunk.

I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Neither did she.

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.

Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?

A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"

His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."

So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"

She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"

The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"

"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.

The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.

"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

How does Helen Keller smell?

Pretty bad, she's dead!

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.