Perception jokes
Kid 1: Words can't describe how ugly you are.
Kid 2: Words can describe how beautiful you are.
Kid 1: Aw, thanks!
Kid 2: But numbers can. 0/10
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can FEEL it!
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Haha, you just saw sex!
Memes
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesnβt know you're there.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. π€£
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.