Perception jokes
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Haha, you just saw sex!
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!