69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Lesbians and blind women wear the same clothes.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
Me: Mom, I think I need to go to the hospital.
Mom: OMG, why son?
Me: I don't know what's wrong, but every time I close my eyes, I can see.
Think about it, then spread LMAO.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.
I always felt like a man trapped in a woman's body. But then I was born.
But in my defense, I was young then, and I had a womb without a view.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
Roses are black, violets are black.
I’m colorblind.
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
A blind man is going for a walk. Eventually, he reaches a fish market.
He yells, "Hello ladies!"
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
So, I got my blind friend a Big Mac for his birthday. A week later, he walked up to me and said,
"Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.
"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.
