Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Perception Jokes
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesnβt know you're there.
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. π€£
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
Yo mama is so ugly, she turned a knife into a statue.
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
I looked in the mirror.
