Perception jokes

Dark humor is like water.

Not everybody gets it.

What did Stevie Wonder see when he got murdered?

Nothing.

See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

You wanna see a joke? Look in a mirror.

When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?

Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.

Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.

My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"

I said, "Paper."

She said, "Really?"

I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.

Sadly, he didn't see it coming.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.