Jokes About Pedophiles

What is a pedophiles favorite job?

The mall santa.

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile

What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?

They both get turned on by kids

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.

have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- he robbed children of their innocence

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

Your dad never needed a van for you.

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