Pedophile jokes
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.