Pedophile jokes
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.