Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Pedophile Jokes
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
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