Jokes About Pedophiles

Anonymous

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

Why Did He?

Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?

To Get To The Other Preschool.

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HEHA
in Christmas

What is a pedophiles favorite job?

The mall santa.

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Dovakin3004

My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She’s 7

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Oof

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals

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Anonymous
in School

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

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Anonymous

Pedophiles don’t win races because they like to come in a little behind.

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Blundersnitch Crumplesta

Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can’t ignore their problem with immature ejaculation

Anonymous

Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

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Hiccough

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Anonymous

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense

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Anonymous

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

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VEG

Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”

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Anonymous

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

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scwiftyjim

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds

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Anonymous

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

Anonymous

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

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Anonymous

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

Anonymous

Your dad never needed a van for you.

Anonymous

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