Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
Jokes About Pedophiles
Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight" He was priest.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren't you a little to young to be doing that.
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