Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals

did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

What is a pedophiles favorite job?

The mall santa.

Pedophiles don’t win races because they like to come in a little behind.

Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.

Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can’t ignore their problem with immature ejaculation

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

Your dad never needed a van for you.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7’s and three 4’s in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.