Pedophile jokes
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.