Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor
Jokes About Pedophiles
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
What is a pedophiles favorite job?
The mall santa.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She’s 7
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Pedophiles don’t win races because they like to come in a little behind.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can’t ignore their problem with immature ejaculation
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?
White Vans
Your dad never needed a van for you.
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