Pedophile jokes
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Memes
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
A pedophile was holding a bag of chocolates and then approached a little girl at the park.
"Hey little girl! If you give me a teeny-tiny kissy-kiss on the tip of my wee-wee, I'll give you a piece of my chocolate!"
The little girl replies, "If I suck your whole cock, can I have the whole bag?"
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.