Shit

Anonymous

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

  1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
  2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
  3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
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Difference

Oof

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals

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Hearing

frank

did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming

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School

Anonymous

Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.

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Christmas

HEHA

What is a pedophiles favorite job?

The mall santa.

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Win

Anonymous

Pedophiles don’t win races because they like to come in a little behind.

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Eating

Anonymous

Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.

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Priest

Nelson Mandela

A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.

Problem

Blundersnitch Crumplesta

Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can’t ignore their problem with immature ejaculation

Minor

Anonymous

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense

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Priest

Anonymous

A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

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Fat

Anonymous

Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

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Hair

Anonymous

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

Van

Anonymous

What’s a pedophiles favourite type of shoe?

White Vans

Van

Anonymous

Your dad never needed a van for you.

Old

Hiccough

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Jail

Anonymous

Age is just a number,

Jail is just a room.

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Ride

VEG

Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture…Tonya says…“I’ll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds”

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Porn

scwiftyjim

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in Jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10 year olds

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Smile

Anonymous

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7’s and three 4’s in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.

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