Nutcracker jokes
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"
Nut
The moment when you throw the nut away and try to eat the shell.