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Pedophile

8 years ago

What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?

"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"

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  • Pecan

    3 years ago

    Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?

    It was afraid of the nutcracker.

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  • Ball

    6 years ago

    Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!

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