What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
Pedophile's Charge
Explanation
This is a dark pun. It plays on the double meaning of "minor" - referring to a young person and a crime of low severity. The joke uses the subject matter to create an unsettling and shocking effect.
autumn
golden
Scarlet Witch
Ooooh
Truth
Oftentimes that’s actually true, or at least they end up with lenient sentences due to plea deals and/or less-than-conclusive evidence.
Cinnamon
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