Pedophile's Charge

This is a dark pun. It plays on the double meaning of "minor" - referring to a young person and a crime of low severity. The joke uses the subject matter to create an unsettling and shocking effect.

• Pedophile
• Minor
• Offensive
• Jail
• Punishment
• Crime

• Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery? - He robbed children of their innocence.
• What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile? Fitting it in.
• What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano? A minor.
• What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison? I feel like a kid again.