what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:

A pedophile

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? – Free delivery.

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”

I like my girls how I like my wine, 12 years locked in the basement .

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous… All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT

What is a pedophile’s favourite dating site? Kinder

My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”

What’s the leading cause of pedophilia. Sexy children.