Pedophile jokes
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.
My girlfriend is 19 and I'm 29. We go out to eat in a restaurant, but the whole time I have to deal with being accused of being a pedo, being called disgusting and disturbed.
It completely ruined our 10 year anniversary.
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous... All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
What did the pedophile say to the nutcracker?
"Aren't you a little too young to be doing that?"