How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark
Jokes About Pedophiles
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”
What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous… All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.
I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT
2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
What is a pedophile’s favourite dating site? Kinder
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin