Jokes About Pedophiles

What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.

What's the best thing about 28 year old's? -There's 20 of them.

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:

A pedophile

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they're all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there's no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin

What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder

I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT

What's the leading cause of pedophilia. Sexy children.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes"

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”