Pedophile jokes
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
Why do pedophiles never win a race? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? -- Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.