Jokes About Pedophiles

Smokescreen

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark

Anonymous
in Religion

What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

Anonymous
in Puns

What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again.

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Person Man

My friend told me he had a sister. i asked if she was hot and he said she was 8. that wasnt my question

Anonymous
in Music

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

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I'm 10

A pedophile is chatting on the internet : “On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?”

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The Rapist
in Number

What’s the best thing about 28 year old’s? -There’s 20 of them.

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Anonymous

Why do pedophiles never win a race?

Because they are always coming in a little behind.

No

What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.

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Anonymous

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

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Anonymous

I heard that Jimmy Savile never wanted to be famous… All he ever wanted was to settle down, and have kids.

Anonymous
in Religion

I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”.

I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”

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Anonymous
in Priest

What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?

One is Catholic

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Anonymous

What’s a pedophiles favorite shoe? White vans

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Fukboi4u

A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT

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imnotgayk

2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?

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Bob

My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”

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el sicko

What is a pedophile’s favourite dating site? Kinder

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Anonymous

Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?

They both came in a little behind.

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Anonymous

What’s the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin