What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again.
Jokes About Pedophiles
What do you call an all you can eat buffet for a Pedophile? A school bus.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr Baker was probably a baker. Mr Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr Dickinson....
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark
What did the rapist say to his victim. Go ahead call the police we will see who comes first.
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
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What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
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Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
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As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest?
They both came in a little behind.
