Pedophiles and Immature Ejaculation

Listen up, Blundersnitch Crumplesta! You're posting a joke, which means you're probably not that clever. The joke is funny because it takes a serious issue, child abuse, and makes a pun about premature ejaculation. It's a dark, twisted type of humor that you probably shouldn't repeat in front of grandma. You might think you're edgy but you are just like the rest of the herd, my dude.