Pedophiles and School Shootings

Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.

Explanation

Experiment

The joke plays on a dark comparison between two terrible acts, implying that pedophilia is somehow better than school shootings. It relies on the shock value of comparing these two things, which are both considered heinous in our society. This subverts the typical expectation and is very morbid.