Pedophiles and School Shootings

The joke plays on a dark comparison between two terrible acts, implying that pedophilia is somehow better than school shootings. It relies on the shock value of comparing these two things, which are both considered heinous in our society. This subverts the typical expectation and is very morbid.

• Pedophile
• School
• Shooting
• Crime
• Violence
• Children

• Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
• What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
• Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
• You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children? Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.