The Priest's Advice

The joke plays on the common knowledge that priests are not supposed to be interested in young people. The phrase "think tight" is meant to sound like something a pedophile would say, and when the punchline reveals that it was a priest, it creates a disturbing and shocking humor.

• Priest
• Man
• Pedophile
• Religion
• Abuse
• Age

• Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
• A priest walks into a wine store. "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
• What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.
• What does a priest hold on to when having sex? He holds on to the schoolbag.