Wife

WIFE

Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife

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Finger

Fetus Deletus

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

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Beach

MoeMoney

What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos

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Number

Anonymous

What’s the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

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Girl

Anonymous

Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head

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Bar

oknnnnnnonjonono

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink

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Hole

Donnie

What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile

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Delivery

Killian

Q: whats a pedophile’s favorite thing about Halloween A: Free delivery

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Difference

God Masturbates Over You

Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

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Earliness

Anonymous

Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access

Kid

Josh R

Me (I like kids)

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Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc

Number

Anonymous

I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.

Nut

Anonymous

What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren’t you a little to young to be doing that.

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Try

volch

What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.

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Son

el sicko

What do you say to a pedophile at the beach? Get out of my son!

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Porn

Anonymous

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

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Taste

Jack didn't Write this

Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get

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Slowing

Scruffykitty

What’s the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.

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