Pedophile

Pedophile Jokes

Girl

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

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  • Crime

    What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?

    Just trying to fit in.

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  • Part

    What's the best part of being a pedophile? You will never have a wife.

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  • File

    What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?

    A pedophile.

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  • Car

    Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.

    Daughter

    The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

    "Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

    So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

    "Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

    Blonde

    How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?

    Her crayons are still wet.

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  • Poker

    A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.

    The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"

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  • PC

    What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.

    Part

    What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?

    Free delivery.

    Priest

    A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"

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  • Virgin

    What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.