A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7’s and three 4’s in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
Jokes About Pedophiles
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Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
Q: whats a pedophile’s favorite thing about Halloween A: Free delivery
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren’t you a little to young to be doing that.
Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc
What’s the number 1 cause of pedophilia?
Sexy kids.
A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
Me (I like kids)
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach? Get out of my son!
What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.
Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access
What’s the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.