Pedophile jokes
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
Age is just a number, Jail is just a room.
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Your dad never needed a van for you.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
How do you tell when a blonde just lost her virginity?
Her crayons are still wet.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- He robbed children of their innocence.
you.
Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."