Jokes About Pedophiles

Anonymous

A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7’s and three 4’s in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.

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Anonymous

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WIFE

Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife

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Killian

Q: whats a pedophile’s favorite thing about Halloween A: Free delivery

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Anonymous

Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head

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Fetus Deletus

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

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Anonymous

What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren’t you a little to young to be doing that.

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Anonymous

Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc

Anonymous

What’s the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

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in Bar

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink

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Anonymous

I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.

Josh R

Me (I like kids)

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Donnie

What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile

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el sicko

What do you say to a pedophile at the beach? Get out of my son!

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volch

What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.

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God Masturbates Over You

Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

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Anonymous

Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access

Scruffykitty

What’s the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.

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Jack didn't Write this

Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get

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Anonymous

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?

Shooting up schoolchildren.

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