Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

What do you call pedophiles on a beach. Pedos in Speedos

What’s the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

you

Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink

What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile

Q: whats a pedophile’s favorite thing about Halloween A: Free delivery

Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access

Me (I like kids)

Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc

I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.

What did the pedophile say to the nut cracker? Aren’t you a little to young to be doing that.

What’s the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.

What do you say to a pedophile at the beach? Get out of my son!

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get

What’s the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.