A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey Jim!"
Jokes About Pedophiles
Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
Your dad never needed a van for you.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
A Pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, “hey little boy, if I give you a Lolly will you come in my car?” Little Jonny, “give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth”
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole? A pedofile
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Whats the best part of been a Pedophile? You will never have a wife
what do you call a sneaky child molester?
incogpedo
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery? Early access
Me (I like kids)
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
My wife called me a pedo that's a big word for a 6 year old
I guess age is just a number but in your boyfriends case a personal preference.
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
