Pedophile jokes
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing. Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder