2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?
Jokes About Pedophiles
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
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What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”
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I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
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My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
Micheal Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture..Tonya says.."I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3 year olds"
