Asshole

Anonymous

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes

Van

The Best Boi

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out

Stairs

Black Humor Connoisseur

A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”

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Girl

William "Kill Me" Owens

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

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Talk

imnotgayk

2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?

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Cry

Amar-khalif-kyree

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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Virgin

TooDanK

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

Difference

Gus

What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile’s basement? Little kids leave preschool.

People

Ari

what is a pedophiles favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

Uncle

Anonymous

Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??

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Religion

Anonymous

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

Difference

Aydan Khakh

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

Shooting

PewDiePie

say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don’t shoot up schools.

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Common

City Plumbers and Pedo's

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks

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Minor

Anonymous

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

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Priest

Anonymous

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”

Period

Musla

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

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Gun

Zachaboy

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

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Girlfriend

Dovakin3004

My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She’s 7

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Cross

Why Did He?

Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?

To Get To The Other Preschool.

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