Pedophile jokes
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What's the difference between a silver medal and a priest?
They both came in a little behind.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.