Jokes About Pedophiles

Anonymous

What’s the leading cause of pedophilia. Sexy children.

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Black Humor Connoisseur

A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”

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Anonymous

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes

The Best Boi

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out

William "Kill Me" Owens

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

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Anonymous

Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??

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TooDanK

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

Amar-khalif-kyree

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

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Gus

What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile’s basement? Little kids leave preschool.

Anonymous

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”

PewDiePie

say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don’t shoot up schools.

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Aydan Khakh

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

Anonymous
in Religion

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

Ari
in People

what is a pedophiles favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

City Plumbers and Pedo's

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks

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Zachaboy

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

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Nelson Mandela

A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.

frank

did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming

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Musla

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

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Anonymous

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?

  1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
  2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
  3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
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