2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?
Jokes About Pedophiles
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out
Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
what is a pedophiles favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar...
He orders a drink.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage
Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?
To Get To The Other Preschool.
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
did you hear about the ninja pedophile no one saw him cuming
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She's 7
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race. What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way. 2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind. 3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
