Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes

How many times can 50 fit into 9?

Get in a van and find out

A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”

Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.

2 pedophilles talking to each other: do you got 2 fives for 1 ten?

What is the difference between a Old Chest and a kid?

One doesn’t cry when you drop it in the basement.

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins… I just go to the local primary school

What is the differences between a preschool and a pedophile’s basement? Little kids leave preschool.

what is a pedophiles favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

Is it just me or when you wipe your ass to deep it reminds you of your uncle. Just me??

A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar…

He orders a drink.

What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6 year olds?

I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage

say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don’t shoot up schools.

What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

They both lay pipes in public parks

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”

What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game?

Before the first period.

what did the pedophile say to the kid. “roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van”

My girlfriend called me a pedophile but what does she know, She’s 7

Why Did The Pedophile Cross The Road?

To Get To The Other Preschool.