Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
Pedophile Jokes
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
A priest, a rapist, a pedophile, and a homosexual walk into a bar.
He orders a drink.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
