Q: What's a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
Jokes About Pedophiles
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
Ok there is at least 3 pedophile in your neighborhood. But there is no pedophiles in my neighborhood the is only 3, 10 year old girls with juicy asses
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
Q: Why don't pedophiiles when races? A: because they like to come in a little behind.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they cum in a little behind.
2 pedophiles meat each other. Then the one asks if he wanted to trade 2 of 5 ,for 1 of 10
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
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MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's the most between my uncle and ance? My ance waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin??? -Filthy Frank
