Pedophile jokes
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What’s the difference between air and a six year old?
Air has resistance.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What’s the hardest part about being a pedophile?
Fitting in.