I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
Jokes About Pedophiles
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
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What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
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Two pedophiles are on a beach
One says to the other "Move over, you're in my sun"
How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
I just saw people writing Zoophile, Ailurophile, Dendrophilia in their bio, I thought this is cool but when I wrote Necrophile and Pedophile, Idk why people started hating me as I did something wrong, I was just trying to be cool as them man
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
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You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common? They both like to hide in dark places, Look creepy, And like to lure small creatures
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, "PEDOPHILE! THAT'S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD."
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What shoes does a profile wear?
White vans
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
What's the most between my uncle and ance? My ance waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
