Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

Neighborhood

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

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  • Veteran

    What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

    They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

    Michael Jackson

    What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

    The Mikey Jackson club.

    How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

    M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

    Child

    What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?

    "Meals on Wheels."

    Necrophilia

    I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?

    Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!

    Priest

    A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

    Same person.

    File

    What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?

    A pedo-file.

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  • Beach

    Two pedophiles are on a beach.

    One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"

    Kid

    How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?

    They spray paint it like candy 🍬.

    People

    How do people grade pedophiles?

    1st grade to 8th grade.

    (I know it's orphan jokes but still)

    Race

    Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

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  • Similarity

    What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?

    They both shoot when they see kids.