Pedophile jokes
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
you.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?