Jokes About Pedophiles

Nelson Mandela

“you gotta bleed before you teeth”

  • Santa Claus
i f...ed ur mom

I give props to pedophiles

they always go slow in the school zones

Random

What’s the most between my uncle and ance? My ance waited until I was 14 to come on my face.

Anonymous

People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.

In a white van.

Stubby

what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common

They both get turned on by children

hornysamlon69

whats a pedophiles favorite place to go in? Kum and go

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Brenden O’Neill
in Puns

Do you know why I hate pedophiles?

They are fucking immature kids!

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Anonymous

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I’m sayin??? -Filthy Frank

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Orphan yeeter 2000
in Darkness

What is one good thing about pedophiles?

they drive slow in the school zone

Anonymous

two pedo’s are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son

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Anonymous

have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

  • he robbed children of their innocence
Predator Poachers
in EDP

EatDatPussy445 aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland is a pedophile and he is in Las Vegas right now GOGOGO catch him

Anonymous

A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.

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Anonymous

What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

Anonymous

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans!!

Unholy Sins
in Priest

Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest

A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile

Anonymous

Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.

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Hellopeeeps

What are a pedophiles shoes called

 Answer: WHITE VANS
Anonymous

What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole

A pedophile

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in Dark Humor

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six year old.