Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
"You gotta bleed before you teeth."
- Santa Claus
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
