Pedophile jokes
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Memes
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole?
A pedo-file.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
Two pedophiles are on a beach.
One says to the other, "Move over, you're in my sun!"
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.