Pedophile jokes
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."
The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Me: "I like kids."
you.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.