Child safety jokes
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What’s one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in school zones.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
Memes
Check your kid's Halloween candy!!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?
They're both dangerous to children.
A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.