Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
