Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
You're so bald that your hairline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas.
Las Vegas has a new 550 foot tall ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.