Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
If a kid dosent take their nap dosent that mean they are resisting arrest?
how did you get sally into a blender? -without much resistance how do you get sally out of a blender? -tortilla chips
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you? “Cmon, did ya really think I’d resist a-rest?”
once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
Weed: *gets hit my his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
(From Unknown Superheroes 11 by I am Mobo
A dog was in the vet's waiting room and another dog asked, "What are you here for?" "Well, my owner was looking under her bed for something while naked and I couldn't resist so I mounted up and screwed her senseless." "Oh, so you're here to get neutered?" "Nah, I'm just getting my nails clipped."
If a kid does not got to asleep during nap time isnt he resisting a rest
Here in I hop, we serve pancakes not pie cakes if so we can always bring in a chart that will Power the customer, his smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word surely.
