why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Jokes About Pedophiles
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Him: slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? jokingly Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: … At least you know why I love calling you ‘baby’ now~
How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs Predator
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
Where do pedophiles go hunting … Elementary schools
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.”
Ok there is at least 3 pedophile in your neighborhood. But there is no pedophiles in my neighborhood the is only 3, 10 year old girls with juicy asses
A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He’s holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he’s approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that’s my child.
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
2 pedophiles meat each other. Then the one asks if he wanted to trade 2 of 5 ,for 1 of 10
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where’s the holy baby?
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile. Nothing.