Pedophile

Pedophile jokes

Porn

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

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  • Child

    Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.

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  • Age

    I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.

    Las Vegas

    EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

    Vote

    If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.

    People

    Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

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  • Car

    Two guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. The cop taps the window, and the window rolls down. "Good evening, gentlemen, we're looking for two pedophiles."

    The guy quickly closes the window. Ten seconds later, he lowers it again and says, "Ok, we'll do it."

    School

    Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*

    Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?

    Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~

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  • Hand

    A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."

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  • Similarity

    What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

    They both came from behind and crushed them.

    Crime

    What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.

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  • File

    What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.

    Fight

    What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

    Alien vs Predator.

    People

    I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.

    People

    Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.

    Race

    Why do pedophiles always lose a race?

    Because they come in a little behind.