Jokes About Pedophiles

dankmememester

why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.

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Anonymous

For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.

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Anonymous

Him: slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids

Her: Why are you starting at those kids? jokingly Are you like a pedophile or something?

Him: … At least you know why I love calling you ‘baby’ now~

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Anonymous

How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.

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TheBackBum
in Offensive

What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?

Free delivery.

bananamoocow
in Pig

What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?

Alien vs Predator

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Joey Salads

Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?

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Anonymous

Where do pedophiles go hunting … Elementary schools

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Troy
in Ex

MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME YESTERDAY. i ASKED HER WHY. sHE SAID, BECAUSE YOU’RE A PEDOPHILE. I REPLIED, “PEDOPHILE! THAT’S A BIG WORD FOR AN EIGHT YEAR OLD.”

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Anonymous

Ok there is at least 3 pedophile in your neighborhood. But there is no pedophiles in my neighborhood the is only 3, 10 year old girls with juicy asses

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Charlie E

A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He’s holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he’s approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that’s my child.

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Anonymous

What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.

A pedo-file.

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Anonymous

What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?

Are you ready kids?

Anonymous

Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.

Anonymous
in Twin Towers

What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.

Anonymous

2 pedophiles meat each other. Then the one asks if he wanted to trade 2 of 5 ,for 1 of 10

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Anonymous

What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where’s the holy baby?

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in Dark Humor

what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?

They both get turned on by kids

Anonymous
in Shooting

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile. Nothing.