Pedophile jokes
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
you.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?
They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.
Me: "I like kids."
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.