Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
I just saw people writing "Zoophile," "Ailurophile," and "Dendrophilia" in their bios. I thought this was cool, but when I wrote "Necrophile" and "Pedophile," I don't know why people started hating me as if I did something wrong. I was just trying to be cool like them, man.
Statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10-year-old boy with a fat ass.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they cum in a little behind.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite type of candy?
A: Loli-pops.
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
