Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Jokes About Pedophiles
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Q: What's a pedophiles favorite type of candy? A: Loli-pops.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
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Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
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What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
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What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor
Then: You want free candy? Now: You want free wi-fi?
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
Meals on Wheels.
