Pedophile jokes
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile? Nothing.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach?
Get out of my son!
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
I guess age is just a number, but in your boyfriend's case, a personal preference.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
What is a pedophile's favorite age range?
9-11.
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.