What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Jokes About Pedophiles
What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop
How do you tell when a blonde just lose her virginity? Her crayons are still wet.
How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Kids are like a box of chocolates they taste so good and u never know what u are going to get
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach? Get out of my son!
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
I have a question, does aging affect corpses too? just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
EatDatPussy445 aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland is a pedophile and he is in Las Vegas right now GOGOGO catch him
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop an 12
Stop complaining. Pediphile Jokes are pretty funny but to say there is over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a dead pedophile. Nothing.
What has ten children crying, naked and screaming for their parents
My big green pedo machine
Where do pedophiles go hunting .... Elementary schools
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you starting at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you 'baby' now~
Statistically 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile. But not me, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
A pedophile is at a School Parent night. He's holding hands with a Eight year old Girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him oh what a darling little girl you have there. The Pedophile replies no then points his finger to a child across the room and says that's my child.
