Pedophile jokes

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

"You gotta bleed before you teeth."

- Santa Claus

What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."

I give props to pedophiles.

They always go slow in the school zones.

What shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.

What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?

A: Where's the holy baby?

What's the most between my uncle and aunt?

My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.

Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.

What do you call a sneaky child molester?

Incogpedo.

What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

My girlfriend called me pedophile today.

Big word for a 12-year-old.

What did the frog say to the pedophile?

Why do pedophiles never cum first?

Because they like to cum in a little behind.

My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.

Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?

Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.

What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?

Halloween. Free delivery!