I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
I give props to pedophiles.
They always go slow in the school zones.
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
My girlfriend called me pedophile today.
Big word for a 12-year-old.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.