Pedophile jokes
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What is the favorite city of the pedophile icon? Paris.
All Mia needs to destroy the evil young girl in Resident Evil 7 Biohazard, was using a pedophile instead of serum.
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Why do pedophiles always lose a race?
Because they come in a little behind.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Mosely in a white van.
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What is Epstein's favorite piano chord?
A minor.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common? Shooting up schoolchildren.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.