two pedo's are on the beach one pedo said hey get out of my son
Jokes About Pedophiles
"you gotta bleed before you teeth" - Santa Claus
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters? They both shoot when they see kids.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
What shoes does a profile wear?
White vans
Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
How do pedophiles follow the law?
They drive it slow in the school zone.
I give props to pedophiles
they always go slow in the school zones
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What did the frog say to the pedofile RUBIT
What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms
A Pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly the man answers I dont wake up the kids.
A Pedphile brings his Eight year old Daughter to the doctors office. The doctor asked her if she would like some Candy? Her father replies please no more candy for her i gave her enough today.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck there d**k? They spray paint it like candy 🍬
Mosely in a white van
whats a pedophiles favorite place to go in? Kum and go
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
