What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven?
A: Where's the holy baby?
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin'???
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What do you call a sneaky child molester?
Incogpedo.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What did the frog say to the pedophile?
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's a pedophile's favorite holiday?
Halloween. Free delivery!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite band? Kids Bop.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
