My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
Time Heals All Wounds
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The humor comes from the dark twist on the common saying 'time heals all wounds'. Instead of waiting for time to heal a metaphorical wound, the speaker interprets it literally and shoots their therapist, implying they'll now wait for time to heal the 'wound' they inflicted. The absurdity of this action and the complete disregard for the saying's actual meaning creates a dark and unexpected punchline.
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If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of cucumber at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .