Software Update

You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."

Update
Software
Technology
Patience
Not now
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Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, smartie. This joke is for dummies like you. Someone is saying the other person is like a software update because they don't want to deal with them right now. You probably need a software update too, since your brain is slower than a snail on a Monday morning.