Hot Water jokes
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks, “A Bloody Mary?”
The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me.”
“Hot water?”
“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea.”
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so true
Hot water look a**.
Q. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. Hot cross bunnies!
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
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Me everyday
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
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hey guys look what my cousin said im telling tracy to make sure your in trouble now this is why your roof is falling in and you got to boil creek water to wash your stinky ass you wear makeup and whore clothes for attention from guys because u dont get any at home no one loves you you put so much makup on you look like a prostitute and the only way you can get attention iss wearing clothes with your ass out like gir… Read more