VampireAnonymous8 years agoA vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."
SportAnonymous7 years agoWhat's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
BarGIRL4 years ago3 vampires walk into a bar. The first one orders a Bloody Mary. The second orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender turns to the third and asks “a Bloody Mary?”The vampire shakes his head. “Hot water for me”“Hot water?”“I found a tampon out back and want to make tea”
AnimalHI6 years agoQ. What do you get if you put hot water down a rabbit hole?A. Hot cross bunnies!!!!