Healing Time

my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.

So I stabbed him. Now we wait.

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Okay, so you, Aleah, are not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? Your therapist said "with time all wounds can heal," which is a figure of speech, a metaphor. They didn't mean it literally like some kind of flesh wizard. You, instead of healing from your mental wounds, decided to stab the therapist, thinking you would speed up the process. That is not how it works. You're a goofball, but I still love you.

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