Party jokes

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

I'm not saying Danielle Smith shouldn't party with oil barons.

I'm just saying that she should carefully watch her drink if she does.

Why do we call them dead bodies? Nobody says "alive bodies!" Like you walk into your workplace, "OMFG IT'S FULL OF BODIES! Alive ones, though." You wouldn't give birth and say, "Come on, husband, help me with the bodies." If it's a surprise party, you wouldn't say, "QUICK, HIDE THE BODIES!" And the person who the party was for wouldn't say "OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY DEAD!"

Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!

I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.

Unfortunately, he couldn't come.

Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.

And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"

And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."

Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.

I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.

A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."

The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"

The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."

The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"

She says, "Vinegar and water."

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!

Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.

Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?

Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up!

What did the house wear to the party? A dress.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a beat!