Party jokes
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Me, a Chinese woman, and her BFF walked into a bar. I asked the Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!”
Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Hey ChatGPT, write something like, Sorry Derek, I can’t come to your party.
There was a woman sitting with me.
I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.
I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.
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What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What did the cannibal get when he showed up to the party late?
A cold shoulder.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
Why did the pumpkin man not go to the party? He had his hand stuck in a treasure chest.