Party jokes

How do astronauts have a party?

They planet.

How do you throw a space party?

You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?

Hola! This is when I pranked my mom! I took a fake lobster and put it in the toilet. The fake lobster was in your attic, used for lobster parties, but anyway, I put the fake lobster in the toilet, so when my mom comes in she will find it and overreact to it. Well, she did not overreact, she FREAKED OUT OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First she screamed and then she looked at it and she saw it was fake. laterrrrrrr that's the prankster!

I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.

Unfortunately, he couldn't come.

Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.

A bear and a rabbit are at a bar getting high, smoking weed, talking about nothing but lies and straight up garbage.

And then the bear starts to drink too much damn liquor, gets drunk, and asks the rabbit, "Can I have one more scotch, pretty please?"

And the rabbit says, "Hell to the naw, I'm not about to carry your drunk ass home with me and smell your breath."

A drunk walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that douchebag a drink."

The bartender says, "You can't talk like that! This is a respectable establishment, I'm going to throw you out!"

The drunk says, "Okay, I'm sorry. I'd like to buy the lady a drink."

The bartender goes to where the woman is sitting and says, "The, ah, gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you a drink, what will it be?"

She says, "Vinegar and water."

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.

Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.

I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.

Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!

Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.

What did the house wear to the party? A dress.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?

You will have even more birthday parties to go to.