Party jokes
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”