Party jokes

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.

I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?

To count his STACKS of CASH!

Why did the DJ go to jail?

Because he dropped the bass too hard!

The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

How do astronauts have a party?

They planet.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!

Labor party.