Party jokes
I went to a muffler party... it was exhausting!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”