Party

Party Jokes

Candle

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

Spread

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

Homicide

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"

Cake

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

School

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

Birthday Party

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

Brother

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

Movie

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Rave

How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.

Month

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

Tequila

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

Vegan

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

DJ

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.