Party jokes

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?

"Dance to the beet, y'all!"

Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?

Because it had "no body" to go with.

My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.

The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"

Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"

I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.

I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Why did the DJ go to therapy?

Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

How do you throw a space party?

You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?

I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!

I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!

I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.

What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?

“Nice spread!”

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

How do astronauts have a party?

They planet.

"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"