Party Jokes

What hype is this place out is for the night you can not say what is a great 👍 I have for a good night

How do you start a rave in Etiopia? You put food ceiling and they start jumping.

I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.

What happens when you bring a paedophile to a babies birthday party. You will have even more birthday parties to go to.

I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow , there is no food , and the drinks are 10 miles away !

Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?

Because he never missed a BEAT

What did the house wear to the party? A dress

Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid

Why don't booties get invited to parties?

They tend to CRACK people up

Rip k. When they have a party, their racist. When they hang out with ys, their mean.

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How do you plane a party in space? you have to planet

we are drunk at the party, there was an A S S ton of drunk girls there with me..

Why did the booty go to the party?

It heard it was a BASH

Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?

Cause their computers flashed, Virus blocked!

what do gay girls order in a bar

pussy juice

ONCE THE ALIENS WAS GONNA HAVE A PARTY , THEY HAD TO PLAN-ET

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages. One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.