Party jokes
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What does the beet DJ say when he's partying?
"Dance to the beet, y'all!"
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
My mom told me that my friend Paul is coming over, and he is going to sleep over, so I was happy.
The next day, I ask my mom, "Where's the dog?" My mom asks me, "What dog?"
Then I said to my mom, "I heard Paul say, 'Do you want it doggy?' and you said 'Yeah.'"
I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!
What is the difference between Reform and Restore UK?
The Name.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the DJ go to therapy?
Because he had too many issues with his TURNTABLE.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I am definitely your 10th shot of tequila.
Guys, what should I be for Halloween (aka tomorrow)?
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!