Buttcheek jokes

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should I spread them?

What did one buttcheek say to the other buttcheek?

"Together we can stop this shit."

Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?

Between 2 buttcheeks.

What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”

How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.

A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”