Party jokes
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...
no one could tell that it was their blood.
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.
Demon: Why you sad?
Guy: I’m in hell, can’t you see?
Demon: Well, we have fun here at hell.
Guy: Really? Nice.
Demon: We do sleeping in on Mondays.
Guy: OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in our lava or dive in fire. If you die, you’re already dead ☠️
Guy: Ok, does that mean I’m a ghost?
Demon: No, you're not a ghost.
Demon: Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺
Guy: Ooooooo, I can’t wait 😜
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die, and you're already dead, remember that?
Guy: Ok, but I am dead, and if I die again, I was already dead, right?
Demon: Yup.
Demon: I have a question: Are you gay, and do you like kissing fire girls, and if you die, you are already dead?
Guy: Ummm, I am not gay, and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱
Demon: Then you won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday, heheh.
Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell 🪦🏴☠️☠️☠️💀
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
What did the guest say when he arrived at the peanut butter's dinner party?
“Nice spread!”
Yesterday I went to a party at my friend’s house. Everyone was dressed as birthday candles. It was a blowout.
Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.
And they created The Green Party.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"