Party jokes
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
The adoption center threw a party. Why? 'Cause the parents weren't home.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
"Echhh!"
You can't spell "Funeral" without "fun."
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.