One jokes

Ricardo Medina, one of the former red Power Rangers, pleaded guilty to killing his roommate with a sword.

What did one butt say to the other?

Something brown is slithering down.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?

One is beautiful.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?

To get to Birds Eye.

When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.

No one goes in there without my permission!

How many foster parents does each orphan have?

One half.

Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?

Thing 2: I don't know, what?

Thing 1: One gets hard faster.

Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

When does a pentagon have 4 sides?

When a plane is in one of the sides.

The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.

The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.