One jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Anne Frank: This one time at camp, someone had too much gas.
I have 2000 pounds of one-ton soup.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What did one droplet say to the other?
"Water you thinking?"
How do you stop a baby from crawling on the floor?
Nail one hand to the ground...
How do you stop it from crawling in circles? Nail the other hand to the floor.
I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
What did one ballsack say to another?
"You stay here, I'll go pee."
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"