Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
One Jokes
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Anyone remember the following?
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
What did one ass cheek say to the other?
"Blimey, what's that smell coming from the corridor?"
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?
It was nut funny.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
