Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Orphan's Hit
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that orphans don't have parents. So, when they are up to bat, nobody's in the stands yelling, "Go, Timmy!" Since no one is cheerin' (get it?) for them, they miss every hit. You probably strike out a lot, too, don't you?
Emo guy
I hate u
A-non-mouse
np