Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
One-Eyed Chicken
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is so dumb it's funny. A one-eyed chicken crossed the road to get to "Birds Eye," which sounds like "bird's eye view," but it's also a brand of frozen food. I can't believe I need to explain this. I bet you think a balanced diet means holding a burger in each hand, don't you?