One jokes
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Memes
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.
Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔
What do you call one orphan taking a photo?
A family photo.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Your mom is so fat that when she went on top of one of the Twin Towers, it collapsed.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.