One jokes

What did one ballsack say to another?

"You stay here, I'll go pee."

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?

Sit down and shut up.

My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.

When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.

Stop the cap.

"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

How is the world like a box of crayons?

Nobody likes the white ones.

And a side note, it's multi colored.

There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."

John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"

Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"

John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

What's the difference between taking a shit and the Ottawa police force?

Usually taking a shit only requires one ass wipe!

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.

What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.

So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!