One jokes

"Chelsea is the most consistent team.

One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.

If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

You have two brain cells; one is lost, and the other is out looking for it.

What did one detective say to the other detective?

"Disguise is lookin' suspicious."

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.

The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.

The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.

One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"

The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."

The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"

The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."

Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim practice, and a bunch of homework, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!

"Push yourself, because no one will do it for you."

Love y'all so much!

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Did you hear the one about the pecan, the walnut, and the cashew?

It was nut funny.

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

A peanut and another peanut walk into a bar.

One was a salted peanut.

One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well. There's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my eye off it.

I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."

When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.