Jay-Z jokes

Grandma

Anonymouse · 3 years ago

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

Rapper

RapBoat · 2 years ago

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.

Grandma

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A photo of Jay-Z, a black man with dreadlocks and round glasses, wearing a light-colored suit over a turtleneck. He has a serious or slightly weary expression. The image is a screenshot of a tweet by Royce Lopez which reads, "Jay-z looks like a black grandma sick of raising her daughter's kids."

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Black

Sore Raven · 7 months ago

What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?

Lay-Z and Freeyonce.

Problem

Hahahaha · 4 years ago

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Jay

Your dad (optional) · 8 years ago

What is Jay?

Phat.

Theme Song

Daddy_Zay666 · 4 years ago

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Album

Anonymous · 5 years ago

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....

Rapper

BlessedBrian · 2 years ago

People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.

Album

RapBoat · 2 years ago

JAY-Z ON TOP

A close-up photo features Jay-Z wearing sunglasses with a part of a tweet about him overlayed. The tweet says "Jay-Z should release an album (or mixtape) to show this new generation that he's HIM."

People

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A photo with three people on a yellow water slide in a green grassy area. Snoop Dogg is photoshopped at the top of the water slide, looking forward. He appears to be 'peeing' water onto the slide. Jay-Z is in the middle, lying on his belly, on the slide, with a green frisbee in hand and water running over him. In the background, a third person is kneeling and raising up two bottles of lotion.

Online comment

RapBoat · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Mugshot

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Chat is this real??

$A photo of rapper Nas, with the text "Nas's mugshot after an attempted murder charge on Jay-Z for \"Ether\"." above his head.$

Impression

freddyfatbear · 3 years ago

jay Z

Takeover

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

Poor biggie😔

A tweet by doomstan1 stating examples of artists dissing each other at sensitive times. First, Jay Z released Takeover while Nas' mother was ill. Second, Pusha T made fun of Drake's friend dying. Lastly, 2Pac released Hit Em Up when Biggie was fat. The conclusion of the tweet is that there are no rules in rap beefs, predicting Drake and Kendrick are gonna get NASTY.

Jay-Z memes