Jay-Z jokes

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

What is Jay?

Phat.

They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....

No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.

What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?

Lay-Z and Freeyonce.