Jay-Z jokes

What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?

Lay-Z and Freeyonce.

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.