Jay-Z jokes

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.

Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?

He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.

Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.